Hey Doro! Nice Ass! Part II
There is a story after the story about this night.
Please read this to understand the whole story of that night.
I was with Don, JRob and Mike for that show and we rode in Mike’s powder blue Ford Ranger. Yes, it was powder blue.
But typically after we’d leave shows at the Boathouse, we’d drive through downtown Portsmouth, VA to County St and Commerce St in an area that we called “hookers row”. After after the Sanctuary/Warlock/Megadeth show we ventured down to see some toothless hookers. Mike and I were in the front of the truck and Don and JRob were in the back of the truck under the camper shell. Mike pulls up to this tall nasty tranny hooker and the he-she starts talking, “Heeeeeeeeey, whatchoo lookin’ for tonight, baby?” Very quickly mike says, “Hey, the 2 guys in the back of the truck have a $50 bill.” That thing took off like lightning to the back of the truck and was trying to open the shell and get in with them. “Heeeeeeeeeeeey…gimme that dat money! I’ll make it worth your while…I’ll do all for of you for that!” Don and JRob were trying to hold the camper shell flap shut and were yelling at us, “GOOOOOOOOOO! GOOOOOOO! Mother F’er GOOOOOOOOOOO!” Mike and I were in hysterics. That hooker tranny hooker was trying so damned hard to get back there with them.
Oh man. I get tears in my eyes every time I think of that.
Written by The Metal Files
May 2, 2009 at 7:57 am
Posted in 1988
Tagged with 1988, boat, don, hookers, jrob, megadeth, portsmouth, sanctuary, the boathouse, the metal files, tranny, virginia, warlock, www.themetalfiles.com
Hey Doro! Nice ass!
Yes, I said that to her, to her face even. What a schmuck! I was 18 and one of the first 5 people in line to
see Megadeth, Warlock and Sanctuary(!). We got there early because we wanted to be on the barricade at the Boathouse for the whole show. We were so excited to see Sanctuary…getting to see Warlock and Megadeth was just icing on the cake. But…this whole story is about Warlock.
So there we were in line when a van pulls up and Doro gets out with a few big body guard looking dudes flanking her. She walks right by us and I was trying to think of something to say. Being 18, my groin was doing most of my thinking at the time so I said, “Hey Doro!” to which she politely replied, “Jah?!” in her thick german accent. I pulled the total Butthead moment and said, “uhhhhh…nice ass!” Instantly in my head I said ‘d’oh!’ A big smile crossed her face and she said, “Oh, tank you!” Man, I felt like such a dumbass. I was such a dumbass.
But Warlock kicked total ass that night. Now if you have known me for longer than a minute, you probably know that I am not a fan of metal bands fronted by women, save a few exceptions. Warlock is one of those exceptions.
I remember it was right after meeting a former friend from high school in 1986, he introduced me to CK at the Triumph/Yngwie show. Years later I ended up in a band with CK. Good times, bad times…but back to Warlock. So we were at CK’s place and I was flipping through his records and saw Warlock’s first 2 albums, Hellbound and Burning the Witches. So he put on Burning the Witches and I was digging it. Instant fan! I proceeded to go out and buy those 2 on cassette as well as True as Steel a little later.
I remember reading in Circus magazine that they had a new one coming out called Triumph and Agony. I picked it up the week it came out and loved it. I still do. It’s not as raw as the previous 3 albums, but it’s great. Getting to see that tour was such a treat. I think there were only a few people there who actually knew anything about Warlock (or Sanctuary for that matter) and we let them know that we were fans. We were raising holy hell for them and they appreciated it. Doro made several comments about “this group of guys over here who know what the hell is going on! All of you should learn how to rock like these guys!” Sure, cheesey stage banter but to a bunch of 17 and 18 year old fans, it was pretty cool.
I was pretty disappointed when they broke up after that tour. Doro’s solo albums never did a lot for me but her debut, Force Majeur, was good enough to stay in my collection.
In order from best to worst:
- Triumph and Agony
- True As Steel
- Burning the Witches
- Hellbound
They played a good cross section of all of the albums in their set. I was super excited when they went into “I Rule the Ruins”.
Doro has played San Antonio at least twice since I moved here and I should go the next time she plays. Everyone says she still kicks ass live.
If you can find the Warlock: Live in London DVD, I highly recommend it.
Written by The Metal Files
April 27, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Tagged with 1988, doro pesch, heavy metal, megadeth, norfolk, sanctuary, the boathouse, the metal files, warlock, www.themetalfiles.com
Impending disaster?
Ever just get a sense of impending doom? I got it today. It hit me like a huge wave. I have no idea what it is/was/will be about, but it stopped me in my tracks.
Weird.
Written by The Metal Files
April 22, 2009 at 11:41 am
Posted in premonitions
Tagged with angel of death. the metal files, impending doom, thin lizzy, visions, www.themetalfiles.com
The torture never stops!
This album can do no wrong. Seriously. This was another one that I first heard through a former friend from high school. I was 16 (1986) and drove my ’66 Nova 4dr to his house to hang out. I believe this was the first time that we hung out and I was in awe of his record collection and his bedroom walls filled with cool metal posters.
I’m flipping through his crate of records and see the WASP S/T album and asked him to play it. I’d seena nd read about them in the ‘zines but hadn’t put ears to it yet.
WOW.
WOW!
Being blown away doesn’t really even mildly describe how hard this album hit me upon my first listen. WASP was different, especially coming from the LA scene where lipstick and hairspray was ruling the scene. I never really got into that look or sound that came along with it except for the early Crue stuff.
Sure WASP had hairspray and makeup, but it wasn’t the same. There’s not a bad song on this album at all. Sure, School Daze had some goofy lyrics, but it is still a great jam.
Blackie Lawless has a very haunting quality to his voice. It’s vicious at times. These guys were the perfect combination of power, dark tones and tasteful metal.
When I put this CD in my car, it generally stays in there for a few weeks. I never grow tired of listening to it. If I have to pick my favorite cuts on this they would have to be Hellion, Sleeping in the Fire, Tormentor and L.O.V.E. Machine.
11/10…easily.
And let’s not forget what W.A.S.P. stands for. If you look on the inner ring of the actual album, it’s spelled out as “We are sexual perverts”.
That rules.
My current guitarist saw their first 2 shows in LA…@ the Troubador I believe. There’s some footage of these shows on YouTube I believe.
Written by The Metal Files
April 9, 2009 at 7:04 am
Nothing Left To Say
Yeah, you wish!
I’ve had this song playing in my head for about a week now…from the last decent Fates Warning album, Perfect Symmetry.
Written by The Metal Files
April 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged with fates warning, perfect symmetry, the metal files, www.themetalfiles.com
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