The Metal Files

This is a difficult list, really. My number 1 will never change. Things below it could and you’ll notice how picky I am about certain eras of each band.

1. Iron Maiden (80-88 and A Matter Of Life And Death)
2. Warlord
3. Fates Warning (Arch era)
4. Yngwie Malmsteen
5. Megadeth (first 2 albums)
6. Overkill (first 2 albums)
7. Sacred Rite
8. WASP
9. Lizzy Borden
10. King Diamond (up to and including The Eye)
11. Mercyful Fate (up to and including In The Shadows)
12. Anthrax (first 3 albums)
13. Chastain (up to and including Voice of the Cult)
14. Black Sabbath (up to and including Dehumanizer)
15. Arsis
16. Death
17. Tiamat (up to and including Wildhoney)
18. Loudness (up to and including Hurricane Eyes)
19. Celtic Frost
20. Omen (up to and including The Curse)
21. Obsession (first 2 LPs only)
22. Motorhead (up to and including 1916)
23. Metal Church (up to and including Hanging In The Balance)
24. Sanctuary
25. Triumph

Geeez, there’s so many more I want to list! Ugh.

do what you have to do to never get this condition. it sucks.

You know, I like being hit on as much as the next guy…but there are times like today when it’s not so great.

So I went to Waffle House for lunch. I also went last week for lunch and it was full of non-white girls working and they were nice, courteous, orderly, funny. Today was like a different world. All white women who look as is they’d been rode hard and put up wet. The one who waited on me was outwardly flirting with me. I was one of 2 customers in the place. It made me a little uneasy, especially when she smiled. The girl had some major teeth issues going on. She was pretty relentless and I tried to ignore her as much as possible. I inhaled my eggs and hash browns as fast as I could and got the hell out. A different toothless girl rang me up and was asking me a bunch of questions. “Where did you get that ring?” “Are you a biker?” “Do you live nearby?” It was insane. I was totally uncomfortable. That’s not a normal feeling for me.

Maybe today was payback for all of my flirting. I do it a lot. Really. A LOT.

On the bright side, my waitress had a really nice ass. At least it was nice while it was all wrapped up in her pants. Probably not so much if that beast ever got loose.

Run to the hills!

Good game against a weak team. Hopefully the Steelers can keep it together for the season.